I am a born and raised southern belle. My parents taught me to respect all life, even the idiots. I am a lady at all times and sometimes that means biting my tongue with a smile on my face. There are days I want to scream at perfect strangers because they have no clue how to function in public. I wonder how people would react if I approached their dinner table and said something along the lines of, “Wow! How on earth did you marry someone that stupid? God bless you for lowering yourself enough to marry him, let alone have sex with him. You deserve an award for that! High five people!”. I’m fairly certain that wouldn’t be very well received. How do I handle it? I smile. I look at my husband, and I thank God that I didn’t marry an idiot. I married a gentleman. He knows how to act in public, even if he doesn’t always display it. He is educated, polite, and always has a kind thing to say to about everyone. It’s true, it’s quite obvious that I suffer in my marriage. You can’t imagine being married to someone so horrible that they always put their family first. I can’t believe that I put up with it. In true southern form I am only left with one thing to say to ignorant people of society..
Well bless your heart, aren’t you a special one.