With Christmas a little over a week away, everyone is scrambling to finish up their shopping (me included). So far, I’ve only bought two gifts. And I have about eight more gifts to buy. Not a crisis-amount, but it still seems a lot if A) You use a wheelchair, a B) Live in a freezing cold climate like I do (it’s -8 in Minneapolis right now). Not very conducive to leaving the house…I’m not new to this wheelchair-using existence though, and have over 15 seated-Christmas shopping experiences under my belt. Shopping while using a wheelchair can be both awesome and awful, and here’s why.
Why It’s Awesome
- Your feet never get tired and you can shop for hours on end. The bad thing about this, you could end up spending too much.
- If your chair has push handles (raises hand), you have the perfect place to hang all of your shopping bags. This is especially awesome if you’re mall shopping and slowly accumulate more and more bags as the day progresses. Drawback: You may end up looking like a bag lady.
Why It’s Awful
- Everything (and I mean everything) is crowded. Whether it’s the crowds of people crowding everything from handicapped parking spaces to the wheelchair-accessible bathroom stalls at the mall, to the crowds of merchandise placed awkwardly in stores, making it next to impossible to get through certain establishments, it’s enough to make you want to give up and go home.
- The condescending “Merry Christmas” chats you’ll get from random strangers while out shopping. A lot of able-bodied “do-gooders” will get in your face around the holidays because they feel sorry for you, thinking this is the perfect time of the year when they should be conducting random acts of kindness. While they’re generally well-meaning, for people like us, it can be very annoying (at least for me it is). It’d be nice to go through my holiday shopping experience unscathed one year.
Shopping Solutions
- Online shopping has been around as long as it has for one very good reason: Because it’s awesome. I’ve been online shopping since the mid-’90s and have loved every second of it (except for that time I bought a Tina Turner t-shirt on Ebay from a seller in Bangkok, only to have the shipment permanently delayed due to rioting at Thailand’s airports). Online shopping is like magic: You move your mouse around, click a little bit, then wait a few days, and voila! A package is delivered to your door. Online shopping is so perfect for people who use wheelchairs, it’s almost as if it was invented just for us.
Tiffiny doing some early Christmas shopping at a thrift store in Venice Beach this past summer.
- Be wary of where you place your purse/ money-holder on your person while you’re out shopping. I usually hang my purse on my right push handle, but when I’m shopping amongst throngs of holiday shoppers, I move my purse to my lap because the purse could be easily swiped. Beware! Just because you use a wheelchair doesn’t mean people won’t steal from you. Believe me, they will.
I’ll be fighting the massive crowds at the Mall of America later this week, and will be arriving freshly caffeinated with a hat on (that way I don’t have to worry about my hair throughout the day), and will also (most importantly) be determined and ready to get it all done in one singular day. Oh, and having a MP3 player helps too. It’s all about concentration. I’m like the Michael Phelps of shopping, people. Maybe I should put some Lil’ Wayne on my pink Zen Stone?
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100% agree with you about the online shopping! I hate crowded shopping malls and stores….plus the store owners pack so much stuff into their stores that it is impossible to get around this time of year.
Wow! and I thought shopping was tough here….I have resisted online shopping, but maybe I will try it. Good Luck at Mall of America and Hope you have a Very Merry Christmas!